1 00:00:02,439 --> 00:00:03,760 Rich Pickens, my friend. 2 00:00:15,460 --> 00:00:16,640 No, man. 3 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:20,100 This. Ugly. Means it must be worth something. 4 00:00:20,101 --> 00:00:21,559 Ugly's good. 5 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,019 Yeah, well, lucky for you, then. 6 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:24,070 Shut up! 7 00:00:26,001 --> 00:00:32,129 But there's no one here, man. Keep clicking your ears, Dorothy. 8 00:00:32,130 --> 00:00:34,720 I mean, they're not meant to arrive until Thursday. 9 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:36,330 It is Thursday, you dickhead. 10 00:00:37,490 --> 00:00:39,830 Look, we're not going to hurt you, okay? 11 00:00:40,770 --> 00:00:41,820 We're leaving. 12 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,440 What are you going to do, throw your bus pass at me? 13 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:42,610 What it's all about is catching the bad guys and girls. 14 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:47,069 Women, should I say. Although girls break the law too. No one's immune, even 15 00:01:47,070 --> 00:01:48,120 pets. 16 00:01:48,121 --> 00:01:50,669 Exciting, isn't it, sir? The thrill of the trade. 17 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:53,200 Do I actually look like I'm in the mood for poetry? 18 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:55,900 Well, it's not poetry. It's more, you know, a phrase. 19 00:01:56,290 --> 00:02:01,089 Like, uh... Hot to trot... Any time you want to stop talking, it's absolutely 20 00:02:01,090 --> 00:02:02,129 fine by me. 21 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:03,180 Okay? 22 00:02:03,191 --> 00:02:06,629 Don't forget to cash up on Thursday. 23 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:07,680 Shh! 24 00:02:11,690 --> 00:02:15,130 Oh, the council tax is due next week. Oh, council tax, sexy. 25 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:23,810 And if the sewer guy don't come, his number's under the sink. 26 00:02:24,090 --> 00:02:26,270 Yeah? Who do I call if I don't come? 27 00:02:26,790 --> 00:02:27,840 Sorry. 28 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:35,550 Oh, no, not today. 29 00:02:37,841 --> 00:02:39,869 Morning, Lizzie. 30 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:40,920 Fuck off, garden. 31 00:02:41,740 --> 00:02:42,790 I've got a warrant. 32 00:02:42,791 --> 00:02:46,119 My husband's due in court in an hour. You want to arrest him twice? 33 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,170 Him? 34 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,330 What's up? 35 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:50,930 You. 36 00:02:52,420 --> 00:02:53,470 I've got a dress. 37 00:02:56,771 --> 00:02:58,259 That's... 38 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:05,880 Casey, 39 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,180 get up. My model. 40 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,570 Leave my sleeve. 41 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:10,030 Police are here. 42 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:16,660 Get to it. We've got company. 43 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:18,570 Vin, get up! 44 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,320 Mum, run. They've found the Weetabix. 45 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:30,480 So, where is young Vin? 46 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,340 Wherever he is, he didn't do it. 47 00:03:32,341 --> 00:03:33,519 Did he? 48 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:34,570 Hear that, lads? 49 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,620 He didn't do it. You'd better go. 50 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,300 You don't mind if I help myself? You usually do. 51 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,980 So why are you looking for my son? 52 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:50,150 Well, a couple of guys broke into the home of a Chinese businessman. 53 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:52,000 They stole some stuff. 54 00:03:53,420 --> 00:03:54,860 They've attacked an old lady. 55 00:03:54,861 --> 00:03:57,639 I know what you think of this family, Sergeant, but we don't go around 56 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,380 people, especially not old ladies. 57 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,490 Unfortunately, we've got an eyewitness, and the description matches Finn. 58 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:06,680 In fact, exactly matches Finn. 59 00:04:08,151 --> 00:04:10,409 to go through my stuff? 60 00:04:10,410 --> 00:04:13,149 Well, technically, a search warrant means a do. Oh, and does your warrant 61 00:04:13,150 --> 00:04:14,769 you a right to get a boner in the process? 62 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:17,449 What's going on? This pervert was going through my... I've looked through the 63 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:19,789 drawers. I found this book. I'll leave you a few pages. 64 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:22,849 Oh, please. You're practically reading it one -handed. You are magnificent. 65 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:25,570 Is that evidence, Constable? In a manner of speaking. 66 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,630 Can it, bitch? What is this, Katie? 67 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:29,020 It's my future, Mum. 68 00:04:31,190 --> 00:04:32,240 Shit. 69 00:04:44,270 --> 00:04:45,320 Gross. 70 00:04:46,950 --> 00:04:48,000 My portfolio. 71 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:50,250 Well, not all of my portfolio. 72 00:04:50,251 --> 00:04:52,789 Renee's right, we've grown you to do more. 73 00:04:52,790 --> 00:04:53,749 What's going on? 74 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:55,370 We're good. Who the hell is Renee? 75 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:56,710 He's my photographer. 76 00:04:56,830 --> 00:05:01,390 Oh, he's an artist, Mum, just like Da Vinci. Da Vinci didn't do underwear 77 00:05:02,050 --> 00:05:07,009 Thing is, he needs 1 ,500 quid, which is almost half the 2 ,000 he usually 78 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:10,089 charges. You take your clothes off for this man and then pay him money? The 79 00:05:10,090 --> 00:05:11,140 man's a genius. 80 00:05:11,141 --> 00:05:13,209 This is your daughter, you insensitive... 81 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:16,490 trick. I know it, Mum. I could be just like Naomi Campbell. 82 00:05:16,910 --> 00:05:21,149 Me and Naomi have got so much in common. I could be famous, Mum. You are not 83 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:22,830 paying this, Renee. Another penny. 84 00:05:23,910 --> 00:05:24,960 Hey, 85 00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:27,080 do you fancy one? 86 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,850 We never did finish it this morning. 87 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:31,180 Do you fancy one? 88 00:05:31,210 --> 00:05:32,770 Well, I'm going to prison, love. 89 00:05:32,771 --> 00:05:36,149 Do you fancy one is what you say when you want another drink, not when you're 90 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:37,470 trying to seduce your wife. 91 00:05:37,550 --> 00:05:39,830 Well, if I'm thirsty. 92 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:51,819 You've got to miss Taylor's 93 00:05:51,820 --> 00:05:53,840 graduation. Like you'll care. 94 00:06:01,940 --> 00:06:04,340 Love, don't worry. 95 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:07,200 Wilson says I'll only get a year. 96 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,660 Out in nine months. 97 00:06:10,100 --> 00:06:11,150 We've had word. 98 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:17,710 He's here. 99 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:22,690 Wilson. 100 00:06:22,691 --> 00:06:25,479 Ready to pervert the course of justice once more? 101 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,100 Feeling good about this one, Mac. 102 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,880 All the ducks in a row, sitting there, real nice. 103 00:06:32,220 --> 00:06:33,720 Keep on being beautiful for me. 104 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,760 And don't get pregnant. 105 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:37,270 You too. 106 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,250 Going to get that one. 107 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:40,970 Be good for your mum. 108 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,920 Don't drop the soap, yeah? 109 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:44,950 Right. 110 00:06:45,290 --> 00:06:46,910 I suppose you'd better get going. 111 00:06:47,410 --> 00:06:49,310 Mum, that was Grandpa's neighbour. 112 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,200 Apparently his house is, like, burning down. 113 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:55,190 Go. The trial. No, I'd rather you look after my dad. 114 00:06:55,410 --> 00:06:56,460 See you then. 115 00:06:57,210 --> 00:06:58,260 OK. 116 00:06:58,690 --> 00:06:59,740 Come on, girl. 117 00:07:01,950 --> 00:07:04,840 Are you sure your brother's going to be walking this way? 118 00:07:04,850 --> 00:07:05,900 Of course I'm sure. 119 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:08,250 Are your ribs still hurting? 120 00:07:08,251 --> 00:07:09,529 What do you think? 121 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:12,110 You know, we don't need all our ribs. 122 00:07:12,111 --> 00:07:16,039 Because some people remove their bottom ribs so they can bend lower and give 123 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,120 themselves a blowjob. 124 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:19,120 But it's a slippery slope, my friend. 125 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,960 You'd never get anything done. 126 00:07:21,380 --> 00:07:23,460 That's why we got extra ribs, you see. 127 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,320 Bare ribs. 128 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,080 Taylor! Oi! 129 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,680 Loser! Right, dickhead. 130 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:30,950 Monkey shagger. 131 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:33,119 Want me to hold your hand on the way to the courtroom? 132 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,440 No, that's not why I'm here. 133 00:07:34,441 --> 00:07:37,399 Mum could use our support and I know Dad would want you there. He'll get three 134 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,600 mumps, Max, like always. 135 00:07:38,601 --> 00:07:42,099 Are you a lawyer now, too? Can't bend over and take it like you, brother. 136 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,150 You're gonna burn. 137 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,780 Forget it, I'll see you around. 138 00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:45,910 No, wait, wait. 139 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:48,100 I'm here because I need your help. 140 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:52,080 Oh, Vin, I don't want to know. I got backed up pretty badly. 141 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:56,640 Hey, you probably felt it, man. You know, that psychic twin connection 142 00:07:56,641 --> 00:08:00,779 Early this morning, I'm betting it felt like someone was giving it the Chinese 143 00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:01,840 kickboxing, right? 144 00:08:01,841 --> 00:08:03,079 What's he on about? 145 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:04,119 I need a doctor. 146 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:08,379 Okay. Your swanky law firm must have doctors, right? Some of the lawyers get 147 00:08:08,380 --> 00:08:11,320 diseases. You're a moron. I think I broke my ribs. 148 00:08:11,321 --> 00:08:13,899 If you'd broken them, you wouldn't be walking, which means they're probably 149 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:16,970 bruised. Take some painkillers, you'll be fine. Hey, Taylor! 150 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,820 Have you ever, like, tried to blow yourself? 151 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:22,040 I don't know how to answer that. 152 00:08:22,260 --> 00:08:25,040 So I won't. I knew I shouldn't have bothered asking you. 153 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:27,030 Jesus. 154 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,820 Dude, you'll never do it. 155 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:33,130 Fucking spare ribs. 156 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,450 Wow, Grandpa's really done this fire. 157 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:49,350 I was just trying to light the fire. 158 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:50,670 You haven't got a fire. 159 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:52,080 No. 160 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:54,630 Suppose I have to live with you now. 161 00:09:00,550 --> 00:09:01,600 You have cable. 162 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,430 So, you reckon out in nine? 163 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:08,140 Could be, Matt. 164 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:09,220 Could be. 165 00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:11,020 Yep. 166 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:13,230 Reasonably confident about this one. 167 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:15,310 Reasonably confident? 168 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:16,760 Definitely. 169 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:18,690 Fairly reasonably confident. 170 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,230 Vincent! Hey, you're the wrong twin. Sorry. 171 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:25,209 Have you ever thought of wearing some kind of badge? It's awfully confusing. 172 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:26,260 I'll look into it. 173 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:27,469 Hi, Dad. 174 00:09:27,470 --> 00:09:28,670 What are you doing here? 175 00:09:28,790 --> 00:09:29,840 I'm here for Mum. 176 00:09:29,841 --> 00:09:32,899 Watching your sorry arse being thrown into prison is just a bonus. 177 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:36,219 Your mother heard you speak to me like that, she'd go through the roof. 178 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:39,420 She understands about loyalty, respect, love. 179 00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:42,290 All the shit they don't teach you in law school. 180 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,720 Where is Mum, anyway? 181 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,540 Right, you, off to school. 182 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,560 But shouldn't I stay with Grandpa? 183 00:09:50,780 --> 00:09:51,830 Betty! 184 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:53,550 You look sensational. 185 00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:56,260 No, Norman, that's Liana, your granddaughter. 186 00:09:56,690 --> 00:09:58,990 You want me to dance for you? Betty's dead. 187 00:09:58,991 --> 00:10:03,269 Casey, get him inside before he starts taking his shirt off. Oh, why me? I had 188 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,010 plans, Mum. I was going to exfoliate. 189 00:10:05,011 --> 00:10:07,229 Because I've got to go to court for your father's trial. 190 00:10:07,230 --> 00:10:10,120 And your grandfather's doing a lap dance in the driveway. 191 00:10:10,130 --> 00:10:11,750 I like being in jail. 192 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:13,870 There's always someone to talk to. 193 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:16,660 Where have you been? 194 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:17,900 Reza's place. 195 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:19,550 Why haven't you your face? 196 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:21,100 I fell over. 197 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:25,180 Twice. Why aren't you more like your brother? 198 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,200 Taylor! Taylor, look! 199 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:33,660 And now the great stupendo. The great stupido, more like. Just watch, okay? 200 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,330 Whee! 201 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:40,680 You're supposed to fill up with water first. 202 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,399 What's Taylor got to do with anything? 203 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:46,999 Ben, think very carefully about what you say next. But then we'll be here all 204 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:51,159 day. If you know anything about a couple of blokes robbing a Chinese guy, I want 205 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,210 you to tell me now. 206 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,070 No. 207 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:58,399 You might want to run down the station and tell Sergeant Blaine that. 208 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,980 Why? I have to go. 209 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,350 Hello, Grandpa. 210 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:04,920 Welcome to your new home. 211 00:11:04,921 --> 00:11:08,219 Yeah, you might want to put your clothes back on as well. 212 00:11:08,220 --> 00:11:09,400 Looks like a palace. 213 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,490 OK, 214 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:15,650 Grandpa, you're going to be in Taylor's old room, right? It'll be fun. 215 00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,799 But, Grandpa, listen. 216 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:22,139 Mum said she'd be going to school today. Since when did you care? 217 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,799 I was thinking maybe you could take him along. 218 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:24,850 And put him where? 219 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:28,319 I've got my beauty routine to do, and I can't do that. I'm here looking after 220 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,459 him, can I? Not some irritating problem that you could just pass on to other 221 00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:32,510 people, can you see? 222 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:34,970 We got any paint chillers? What, upstairs? 223 00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:38,839 He's our grandpa, and it's up to us to look after him. He doesn't even know who 224 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:39,599 we are. 225 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,499 His house just burnt down. He's in shock. 226 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,940 He was fine last week, right? 227 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:44,350 Bye. Bye. 228 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,300 People don't go senile overnight. 229 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:48,750 Grandpa, stop. 230 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:50,190 Sit down. 231 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,160 You can't catch me, Becky. 232 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,140 Grandpa, come back. 233 00:11:57,060 --> 00:11:59,650 Oh, this is so cutting into our waxing time, Leanne. 234 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:04,960 Dude, Grandpa's lost him. Poor bastard. 235 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,560 No, right, not him. 236 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,450 I got caught up. 237 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,700 Where is he? Is he gone? 238 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,240 Yeah. Oh, bugger. 239 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,560 He said to say he'll see you soon. 240 00:12:30,561 --> 00:12:34,639 He also said some other stuff, but maybe to the judge, and mainly unrepeatable. 241 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,690 What did he get? 242 00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,030 Er... What? 243 00:12:38,031 --> 00:12:42,499 What does that mean? Why are you holding up your fingers? Why are they doing 244 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:43,550 that? 245 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,650 Four years. 246 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:48,700 I've got to, you know... 247 00:12:57,970 --> 00:12:59,020 Four years? 248 00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:02,529 Whatever happened to his fucking ducks, the ones he had in a fucking row? 249 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:03,580 We'll appeal it. 250 00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:09,909 Jesus Christ, four years? What the hell am I... Look, I can stay with you a 251 00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:12,169 while if you want. You've got your own life to get on with. 252 00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:13,189 It's no trouble. 253 00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:14,790 Four years for nicking a car. 254 00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:17,920 Which used as a getaway vehicle for the bank job. 255 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:21,970 Sorry. Go on, get back to work. I'll see to this afternoon. 256 00:13:22,370 --> 00:13:24,900 It's a stupid ceremony. I can skip it. Don't you dare. 257 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:26,630 We all want to be there for you. 258 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,490 I want to be there for you. The others don't have a choice. 259 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,210 Come here. 260 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,220 Go on. All right. Yes. 261 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,740 Not so fast, Lindsay Carter. 262 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,620 Can I help you? My name's Vicky Hung, and I'm sure you know why I'm here. 263 00:13:45,621 --> 00:13:49,419 Now, why do I get the feeling you should be stroking a sinister, fluffy cat 264 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:50,159 right now? 265 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,330 Your son, Vin, broke into my father's home. 266 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:55,650 Nice story, but there is that boring thing we like to call proof. 267 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,500 This was found in the living room. 268 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,970 Is that it? 269 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,320 There are DNA tests. 270 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:06,160 Skin cells, dandruff, plus... Your handiwork, I'm guessing. 271 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,850 What do you want? 272 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,050 To talk. 273 00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:20,559 Why haven't you given that evidence to Sergeant Bain? 274 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:24,239 Luckily, my father is the kind of man who prefers to talk matters out in his 275 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,290 way. 276 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:29,589 Is he the kind of man who likes to talk? The police would not have been involved 277 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:30,809 if not for our neighbours. 278 00:14:30,810 --> 00:14:32,749 Just that they're quietly kind of men, I think. 279 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:35,460 Your son took something very precious from my father. 280 00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:37,420 How much do you want? 281 00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:39,830 You think this is about money? Money? 282 00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:41,050 Not anymore, no. 283 00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:45,390 This? This priceless family heirloom. 284 00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:46,640 Oh, really? 285 00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:47,820 It's kind of ugly. 286 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:55,230 He says get it back. 287 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,690 Is that all he said? 288 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,280 There were some bad words too. 289 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,760 Okay, why all the cloak and dagger? Why not go to the police? 290 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:06,480 Your dad's not really a businessman, is he? 291 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,660 I think you should leave now. 292 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,480 Talk to you about Mac. 293 00:15:23,481 --> 00:15:24,939 What happened? 294 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,440 Four. Four? 295 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,140 That's not fair, man. 296 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:30,640 Anyone think he broke the law or something? 297 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,090 Shut up, Donny. 298 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,780 We won't run this one past Mum, yeah? 299 00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:36,860 Oh, can't lie to your mum, mate. 300 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,880 Her and Mac, it's not just business. 301 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,070 It's not just sell our stolen goods, Donny. 302 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,170 They're like family. 303 00:15:42,171 --> 00:15:45,999 Then again, who doesn't lie to their family now and then? 304 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,050 Cheers. 305 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,510 Hey, do you think she'll get lonely with your dad away for so long? 306 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,900 She's a woman, your mum. 307 00:15:52,901 --> 00:15:54,009 Hey, man. 308 00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:55,390 I thought you said two grand. 309 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:57,750 Yeah. Well, there's only 1 ,700 here. 310 00:15:58,110 --> 00:15:59,470 Really? Maths, eh? 311 00:15:59,471 --> 00:16:03,249 Never my strong point. Lucky your mum looks after that side of things. Great 312 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,140 business, Eleanor. Well, it's a lovely fairer. Dude, stop. 313 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:09,990 Legs. I was going to say legs. Dude, that's my mum, you sick bastard. 314 00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:11,900 Oh, one other thing. 315 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,300 There you go. 316 00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:19,430 How much for the priceless Chinese ring? 317 00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:22,310 Well, now, that's quite something. 318 00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:23,860 Yeah? Yeah. 319 00:16:24,490 --> 00:16:25,550 Genuine Ming. Ming. 320 00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:29,989 Because it's Ming -ging. Shut up, Donny. It's probably Wong Dynasty or 321 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,110 something. 20 quid. 322 00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:33,389 20 quid? This could be worth millions. 323 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:34,450 50. Sweet. 324 00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:00,650 Isn't she hip? 325 00:17:02,150 --> 00:17:03,200 Rock on, guys. 326 00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:04,380 Rock on. 327 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:06,899 How can I help? 328 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:11,029 Apologies for not seeing you earlier. I was teaching through the medium of song. 329 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:11,729 Oh, right. 330 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:15,210 I'm trying to break down the boundaries between teacher and pupil. 331 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:18,220 We're all really just buddies here, right, guys? 332 00:17:19,990 --> 00:17:23,720 I'm looking for Leanna Carter, the woman at the office that I find her here. 333 00:17:23,721 --> 00:17:25,169 Oh, I think she's ill again. 334 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,130 Sorry? A haemophilia. A what? 335 00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:30,389 Haemophilia. It's a condition of the blood. Yes, I know what it means. 336 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:33,409 Don't she spend Fridays doing work experience at the animal shelter? 337 00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:36,420 That's Wednesdays. On Fridays she goes to advance lacrosse. 338 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,170 What? Didn't she get transferred? 339 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,550 Well, I heard she was dead. 340 00:17:39,741 --> 00:17:46,989 As far as I can figure out, Miss Flit, my daughter hasn't actually been at 341 00:17:46,990 --> 00:17:48,789 Riddle Comprehensive for some time. 342 00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:51,989 Oh, Deputy Head, can you shed any light on how I didn't know about that? 343 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:54,290 Rest assured, I'll get to the bottom of this. 344 00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:58,539 But whichever teacher's responsible, we can't be too harsh on them. Leanna's a 345 00:17:58,540 --> 00:17:59,519 very clever girl. 346 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,680 Yeah, well... Don't know that she's too clever for our own good. 347 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,030 Too right. 348 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,970 I mean, she's a very clever girl. That's what I mean. 349 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,020 The last thing I needed today. 350 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,800 What, Taylor's graduation? 351 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,580 You remember Taylor? 352 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,050 Of course. 353 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,550 Lesson one. 354 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,810 Shag me. 355 00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:23,600 Fiercely. Whatever you say, miss. 356 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,239 A teacher always remembers her best pupil. Is there anything else I can do 357 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,800 help? No, I'll find her. 358 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,570 Shit. 359 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,700 Taylor, we have a problem. 360 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:49,140 Where is she? 361 00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,070 At school. 362 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,540 Advanced lacrosse, maybe? 363 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:03,319 You don't understand. There's something seriously wrong. 364 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,959 Wrong? What's wrong? The second act of my script is a total mess. 365 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,079 Don't you want to go to college like Taylor? 366 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,259 I want to be a filmmaker. You don't need an education to be a filmmaker. 367 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:12,310 Come on. 368 00:19:12,311 --> 00:19:14,859 If you're not careful, you're going to end up like your sister. 369 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:17,699 Yeah, right. I'm going to get an obscure disease that doubles my leg length and 370 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:18,780 halves my brain power. 371 00:19:18,781 --> 00:19:21,559 Why were you looking for me anyway? Dad's sentence. 372 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,459 Six months. 373 00:19:22,460 --> 00:19:23,510 Try four years. 374 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,990 Jesus. How the hell did you get away with this for so long? 375 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:42,670 But this was... When Taylor was 16. 376 00:19:42,671 --> 00:19:43,949 Years ago. 377 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,480 And now the time has come for me to use these photos. 378 00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:49,949 What do you want? 379 00:19:49,950 --> 00:19:51,270 Never to go to school again. 380 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:54,450 Also, I really like your shoes. 381 00:19:56,410 --> 00:20:00,089 I have to run into town, do some things. And when I get back, I want you both 382 00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:01,710 looking decent for your brother. 383 00:20:01,711 --> 00:20:02,769 Easier for Sam. 384 00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:03,820 Shut up. 385 00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:05,310 I heard about Dad. 386 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:06,760 Wilson called. 387 00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:08,730 Yeah. How are you doing, Norman? 388 00:20:08,970 --> 00:20:10,170 Armed and ready, sir. 389 00:20:10,620 --> 00:20:12,589 Right, good. 390 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:18,610 Do you think he's going, you know, like... She's a bit of sensitivity, 391 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:20,520 Where's Ben? 392 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:23,610 Fine, I'll find him. You two stay here. 393 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:33,730 Look, man, I found a job. 394 00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:34,980 I should get more. 395 00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,830 Yeah, but I did the planning. 396 00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:39,110 Get in, get the stuff, put it in the van. 397 00:20:39,111 --> 00:20:40,379 I planned it. 398 00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,199 It's a little bit more complicated than that. 399 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,250 Oh, yeah, yeah. 400 00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:46,999 There was that bit where you got the shit beaten out of you by a very old 401 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:47,999 Chinese woman. 402 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,140 I cannot defend myself. 403 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,640 My mum raised me never to hit a woman. Fuck you with a chance. 404 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:56,000 The old bird was too busy going Tony John your nuts, man. 405 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,250 Shut up, man. 406 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,050 Ah! 407 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,730 Fuck! 408 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,870 as long as you never tell anyone what happened. 409 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,010 All right, man. 410 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:24,830 Huh? 411 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,550 Ow! 412 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,140 Mum! That hurt! 413 00:21:33,141 --> 00:21:37,159 You did the job on the Chinese house, didn't you? Mum! I don't care who heard. 414 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,139 It was you, wasn't it? 415 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,190 Unbelievable. 416 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:40,400 Where's the evidence? 417 00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:44,769 How can you come charging over here, accusing an innocent man... You left 418 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:48,870 balaclava. Oh. Right after you beat up the old lady. No, no, she attacked me. 419 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:50,970 Why aren't you more like your brother? 420 00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:54,160 Taylor, Taylor, look. Look at my new cycling helmet. 421 00:21:54,161 --> 00:21:55,329 Yeah, yeah. 422 00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,380 Watch. 423 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:04,789 I can't believe you hurt an old woman. She started it. And now 424 00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,689 I'm the one with the hongs breathing down my neck. 425 00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:08,550 Who? The hongs. It was their house. 426 00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:10,230 What, so my gun to jail went? 427 00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:11,999 Hey, can they put me in with Dad? 428 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,659 Jesus. Look, you stole a statue. Now you get that back to him and you won't end 429 00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,220 up at the bottom of the ten. What? 430 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,760 Mr Hong is the triad. 431 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:21,750 Dude! 432 00:22:21,780 --> 00:22:25,859 Do you realise how serious this is? No wonder that old lady knew all that ninja 433 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,700 shit. Just get that statue back to him. 434 00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:29,260 You can do that, can't you? 435 00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:30,139 Of course. 436 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,190 Good. 437 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:43,750 Hey, Donny. 438 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,800 Oh, I just want to say how sorry I am about Meg. 439 00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:49,670 Thanks. 440 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,300 You can let go now. 441 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,400 It's OK if you want to cry. 442 00:22:54,780 --> 00:22:56,220 Donny, your hand's on my arse. 443 00:22:58,260 --> 00:22:59,760 How's business this morning? 444 00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:01,620 You don't have to do that, Lindsay. 445 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:02,790 I'm fine. 446 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:07,300 So, you'll be running the shop without Meg? 447 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,670 Yep. 448 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,280 So, we'll be seeing plenty of each other then? 449 00:23:12,650 --> 00:23:13,700 I guess. 450 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:18,370 You'll probably be lonely with Mac gone. 451 00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:21,380 If you like, I could... I'm not having sex with you, Donny. 452 00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:22,900 But, 453 00:23:25,790 --> 00:23:28,190 you know, it's on the table. 454 00:23:28,430 --> 00:23:29,570 If you change your mind. 455 00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,300 How sweet. 456 00:23:31,770 --> 00:23:32,820 Right there. 457 00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:34,520 On the table. 458 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:50,929 You must have some money stashed away somewhere. 459 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,290 I'll totally pay you back. 460 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:56,689 Casey, I'm not giving you 1 ,500 quid so some perv can take photos of you in 461 00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:57,529 your underwear. 462 00:23:57,530 --> 00:23:59,820 Give him a handjob. See if I give you a discount. 463 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:04,310 I beat him down from 2 ,000. 464 00:24:04,311 --> 00:24:06,409 Why don't you just screw him for the rest? 465 00:24:06,410 --> 00:24:08,189 Because I have my self -respect, Liana. 466 00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:09,240 Yeah, clearly. 467 00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:11,570 I know I could be like Naomi. 468 00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:14,630 I just need photos and I need money. 469 00:24:15,010 --> 00:24:16,060 Ask the job centre. 470 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,030 They subsidise your life as a lazy cow, don't they? 471 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,840 House of suffering and torment. 472 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,190 We need to talk. 473 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,370 Ah. 474 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,770 Alarm art, brother. 475 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,160 I wondered when you'd call. 476 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,400 Finally got caught, eh? 477 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,050 Temporary setback. 478 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:37,600 Catherine's very worried. 479 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,399 Thinks I'm going to take her down with me. 480 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,390 Come and have lunch. We'll talk about it. 481 00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:42,470 Hang on. 482 00:24:42,620 --> 00:24:43,670 Where are you going? 483 00:24:46,060 --> 00:24:47,110 I can't. 484 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,520 Mum says I have to stay here. 485 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,580 She also said you had to go to school. 486 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,180 Do I have to wear the outfit? 487 00:24:52,540 --> 00:24:53,740 That's what I pay you for. 488 00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:55,700 Be a man alive, Nicky bastard. 489 00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:02,740 I look like a princess. 490 00:25:21,230 --> 00:25:22,280 What happened? 491 00:25:23,330 --> 00:25:24,730 Oh, I don't know. 492 00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:27,530 Were they transferring you? 493 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:28,760 Tonight. 494 00:25:28,970 --> 00:25:30,070 How did you get in? 495 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,530 I'm not supposed to get any visitors. 496 00:25:32,690 --> 00:25:34,790 I know a few legal tricks of the trade. 497 00:25:35,110 --> 00:25:36,160 Bribe the guard? 498 00:25:36,510 --> 00:25:37,560 Yeah. 499 00:25:38,430 --> 00:25:40,270 Sorry I couldn't be here. 500 00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:41,560 I didn't miss much. 501 00:25:41,561 --> 00:25:42,569 Who was it? 502 00:25:42,570 --> 00:25:44,730 Judge Frankins. The listening guy. 503 00:25:45,070 --> 00:25:49,089 Are you sick of me, Mr. Carter? You and all your thoughts. That's that. I've 504 00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:50,140 been confused. 505 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,720 Four years, man. 506 00:25:55,180 --> 00:25:56,230 Jesus, son. 507 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,050 Right. 508 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,800 Longs must tell, mate's gentle. 509 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:03,350 That's not funny. 510 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:06,810 How's your mum? 511 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,160 Um, not the best. 512 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,420 Need to ask you something. 513 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,420 That Chinese job I told you about. 514 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:22,370 might have turned up something. 515 00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:24,990 This is ornament, yeah? 516 00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:28,550 And the guy's very keen to get it back. 517 00:26:28,790 --> 00:26:34,350 But I mean, I'm no art expert or anything, but it's kind of hideous. 518 00:26:35,270 --> 00:26:40,969 So I'm thinking maybe there's something inside it, such as... 519 00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:44,350 You know? 520 00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:48,290 The kind of thing that comes into this country. 521 00:26:49,219 --> 00:26:50,269 From Asia. 522 00:26:51,451 --> 00:26:55,899 How are we? I know what you're talking about. 523 00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:59,780 Just keep your voice down. We never deal with that kind of shit. We always do. 524 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,220 How much do you think is in there? 525 00:27:03,221 --> 00:27:04,659 Do you know what I'm saying? 526 00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:07,300 I'm saying, check it out. 527 00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:09,230 Be careful. 528 00:27:29,071 --> 00:27:31,039 Where is everybody? 529 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,620 Over the hills and far away. 530 00:27:32,621 --> 00:27:36,259 Norman, listen, where are my children? I need them at Taylor's graduation. 531 00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:37,760 Do you want me to dance for you? 532 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,010 Oh, God. 533 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:45,260 We had an agreement, remember? 534 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,880 It's her own bloody fault. 535 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:49,550 How is that? I thought your girlfriend was bright. 536 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:50,780 Youngest deputy ever. 537 00:27:50,781 --> 00:27:52,859 So how come she couldn't come up with an excuse? 538 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:54,580 I was on a field trip or something. 539 00:27:54,581 --> 00:27:58,439 I gave her my mobile number precisely for this eventuality. What is it with 540 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,239 and school? 541 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,099 I love school. 542 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,960 Because you were boning your teacher. 543 00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,440 Stop blackmailing Catherine. 544 00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:06,070 I know, boss. 545 00:28:06,420 --> 00:28:07,960 What are you doing at my desk? 546 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,370 Now. 547 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,340 Mr. Cavey. Taylor, those contracts you needed me to sign. Right here. 548 00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:20,420 You remember my sister? 549 00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:21,870 Yes. 550 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,410 My pleasure. 551 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:25,270 Assalamu alaikum. 552 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,530 Indeed. 553 00:28:30,860 --> 00:28:33,030 Thanks for coming by, Mr Cavey. My pleasure. 554 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,140 I'm not blackmailing her. 555 00:28:44,141 --> 00:28:47,699 You threatened to send the photos to the school governors unless she gave you 556 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,219 all the time off school you wanted. 557 00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:50,820 It's only kind of blackmailing. 558 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:54,370 Like two people getting what they want out of a tricky situation. 559 00:28:54,371 --> 00:28:57,119 I get to work around the stupid law that says I've got to go to school till I'm 560 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,020 16 and she gets to keep her job. 561 00:28:59,021 --> 00:29:04,019 You know, Taylor, it would break Mum's heart to know that her favourite son's 562 00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:05,900 entire career is based on a lie. 563 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,780 Thank you for coming in, Taylor. 564 00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:13,679 I should warn you that this year we're placing an emphasis on minority 565 00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,740 candidates. Unless, of course, a candidate is acceptable. 566 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,060 You'll be notified in due course. 567 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,660 Right. It would be better off if I was a Muslim. 568 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,610 You're Muslim? 569 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,200 You don't look like a Muslim. 570 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,890 Mr Cavey. 571 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,730 Being a Muslim is a matter of faith. It's not about the colour of your skin. 572 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:37,759 Right, of course I have. There's no mention of it here. Well, you know how 573 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,160 is. Today's climate. 574 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:43,120 The amount of discrimination that goes on. It can be hard. 575 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,580 Are you going to blackmail me too? 576 00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:48,430 No, your family. 577 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,500 Thanks. Also, kind of involved here. 578 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,460 You want an advance on your benefit? 579 00:29:57,220 --> 00:29:59,200 To properly launch my modelling career. 580 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,760 I need more photos. 581 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:02,150 Miss Carter. 582 00:30:04,191 --> 00:30:06,179 That's nice. 583 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:07,230 Thanks. 584 00:30:07,231 --> 00:30:11,459 The government provides unemployment benefit to those actively seeking 585 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:14,000 employment. Well, I am seeking. That's why I'm here. 586 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,580 We're not a bank, so we can't... Oh. 587 00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:22,540 That's a cracker. Some people say that I look like a young Naomi Campbell. 588 00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:26,040 Yeah? I can see that. Yeah? 589 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:27,390 I mean, you... 590 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:34,199 You're whiter, obviously, but... Miss Carter, the Government Unemployment 591 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,460 can't hand out advances. 592 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:42,180 Is there nothing you can do? 593 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,290 I'll have a look. 594 00:30:58,860 --> 00:30:59,910 You want this? 595 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,570 Back? Yeah. 596 00:31:02,540 --> 00:31:03,590 Why? 597 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,970 I've got a sudden urge to collect Chinese art. What's it to you? 598 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,610 Fifty quid. 599 00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:12,020 Ah, that's what I bought it for. 600 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:14,320 So? I've got to make a profit, then. 601 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,420 Hundred. Five hundred. 602 00:31:18,660 --> 00:31:20,200 What? It's an antique. 603 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:24,040 From the Wong dynasty. 604 00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:26,679 No, it isn't. Are you an expert on the Wong dynasty? 605 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:27,730 You pay me 50. 606 00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:30,080 Maybe we should get your mum to appraise it. 607 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,580 Oh, for God's sake. 608 00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:54,500 I'll be with you in a second. 609 00:31:54,501 --> 00:31:57,699 And I wonder if everyone thinks the government are useless when it takes all 610 00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:01,359 you lot to fix one photocopier. If you just wait in the office, I'll be right 611 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,899 there. But come on. Renee said that I needed to get the money for him as soon 612 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:11,180 as... We needed a copy for our records. 613 00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:13,400 You bastard! 614 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,920 Miss Carter, I can explain. 615 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,420 No one uses my pictures without paying me! 616 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,380 Oh, a rare sighting of a family member. 617 00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:27,980 You got that statue? 618 00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:30,270 Bit of a problem. 619 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:32,070 Such as? 620 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:33,870 Not having it. 621 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:35,670 So where is it now? 622 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,060 I, um... I kind of dropped it. 623 00:32:40,231 --> 00:32:42,259 You what? 624 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,310 I dropped it. 625 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:44,710 You broke it? 626 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,620 Kind of. Can it be fixed? 627 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,040 I think they'd notice. 628 00:33:04,421 --> 00:33:11,529 Did I not make myself perfectly clear? No statue means that the Hongs either 629 00:33:11,530 --> 00:33:14,900 give the evidence to the police or his triad friends pay you a visit. 630 00:33:16,550 --> 00:33:17,600 Fink. 631 00:33:23,110 --> 00:33:24,850 Why did you even mess with it, Finn? 632 00:33:25,490 --> 00:33:28,620 Because I thought there might be something inside it. Such as? 633 00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:31,480 Willy Wonka's magical golden ticket, what? 634 00:33:31,481 --> 00:33:33,129 Why should I even tell you anyway? 635 00:33:33,130 --> 00:33:35,599 With that inside, someone's got to make the decisions. 636 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,859 Where's all this coming from? 637 00:33:36,860 --> 00:33:39,939 I went to see him, and he's been armed with men in the house, so I have to look 638 00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:40,990 after the rest of you. 639 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:48,110 What did you think within the statue, Vin? 640 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,890 Maybe drugs. 641 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:55,259 This family does what it needs to to get by. That does not include dealing 642 00:33:55,260 --> 00:33:57,340 drugs. Yeah, well, maybe we should start. 643 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,389 Typical. This is so typical. You know, I have always tried to love you and 644 00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:04,529 Taylor the same, give you the same breaks in life, but you know what? I'm 645 00:34:04,530 --> 00:34:08,129 with running after this family, so let the triad stick you in a ditch. I 646 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:09,180 give up! 647 00:34:36,111 --> 00:34:41,939 Sergeant Bain, can you please stop tormenting my family? 648 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:43,259 What's wrong with it anyway? 649 00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:46,399 Uh, it's illegal, and you're better than that. Oh, spare me the counseling 650 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,450 pearls. 651 00:34:47,659 --> 00:34:48,709 What's going on? 652 00:34:50,219 --> 00:34:52,080 Oi! Leave my little girl alone! 653 00:34:52,081 --> 00:34:55,499 Hey, your little girl was caught assaulting a government employee. 654 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,460 What? Mum, I had no choice. 655 00:34:57,461 --> 00:35:01,519 They were trying to exploit unlicensed image rights, and Naomi says people so 656 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,499 should not be allowed to do that. She actually threw a statement right in his 657 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,739 nuts. Oh, we're standing up for women everywhere. 658 00:35:06,740 --> 00:35:08,780 Jesus, Katie, just get inside, will you? 659 00:35:08,781 --> 00:35:11,239 We're not going to press charges. 660 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,539 How unlike you, Sergeant, missing out on a chance to screw over my family. 661 00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:15,779 Yeah, well, you've had a bad day. 662 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:19,299 What would you know about it? I don't get you. I'm trying to do you a favour. 663 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:22,059 I don't think your daughter's a bad girl, and locking her up's not going to 664 00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:23,200 anyone any good, is it? 665 00:35:23,201 --> 00:35:26,489 But believe it or not, I've got a job to do, which involves... 666 00:35:26,490 --> 00:35:27,469 Crouching criminals. 667 00:35:27,470 --> 00:35:31,140 And unfortunately, most of those criminals happen to be members of your 668 00:35:32,050 --> 00:35:33,130 Very sorry about that. 669 00:35:39,750 --> 00:35:40,800 What did I miss? 670 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,030 Is he gone yet? Right. 671 00:35:44,530 --> 00:35:49,229 If anyone, anyone leaves this house while I'm out, I will devote my life to 672 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:51,400 making theirs a misery. And this is new how? 673 00:35:51,401 --> 00:35:52,449 I'm not joking. 674 00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:54,909 And when I get back, we're going to your brother's graduation. 675 00:35:54,910 --> 00:35:57,620 See, you better bloody well be dressed when I get here. 676 00:35:59,150 --> 00:36:00,470 Wasn't that Vin I just saw? 677 00:36:00,570 --> 00:36:01,620 Yeah. 678 00:36:02,230 --> 00:36:04,520 Well, shouldn't we, you know, question him? 679 00:36:04,770 --> 00:36:06,090 Isn't that you, Harrison? 680 00:36:06,210 --> 00:36:08,560 I've heard this about a number of times before. 681 00:36:09,370 --> 00:36:13,949 Start the car. I must be stressful being beautiful day in and day out. Start the 682 00:36:13,950 --> 00:36:18,089 car. Casey Carter's a good person, I can tell. Listen, Harrison, you're going to 683 00:36:18,090 --> 00:36:19,869 be spending an awful lot of time here. 684 00:36:19,870 --> 00:36:23,129 The car tours are going to keep you very busy. They don't seem that bad. 685 00:36:23,130 --> 00:36:24,510 Yeah, that's what I thought. 686 00:36:25,051 --> 00:36:27,019 You'll learn. 687 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:30,090 But she's got other qualities as well. Start the pigging car! 688 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,020 Oh, sorry, sir. 689 00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:38,320 Turn up for the books, eh? 690 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,010 Four years. 691 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,160 Guess I can work on my pottery. 692 00:36:46,151 --> 00:36:51,959 You're all right, love. I've got Wilson working on the appeal. 693 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,820 Looks like Vin will be able to join you. 694 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,130 No. Immediately, of course, but when he goes down for the robbery. 695 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,209 What's that then? 696 00:36:58,210 --> 00:37:02,009 That when you get out, you'll still have seven years left. That's if he isn't 697 00:37:02,010 --> 00:37:05,020 dead, because some prick suggested he start dealing drugs. 698 00:37:05,021 --> 00:37:10,029 I never said that. Really? What did you say then? Because that's sure as shit 699 00:37:10,030 --> 00:37:11,080 what Vin heard. 700 00:37:11,081 --> 00:37:14,059 You've never given that boy much credit, have you? 701 00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:18,019 Not like your precious Taylor. I love all our children equally, Mac, but I 702 00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:20,659 them where they are, which is not in prison. I'm not dead. 703 00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:24,279 Vin would be all right if he was trying to look after you like I am. Jesus 704 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,620 Christ, Mac, it's a miracle I still love you. 705 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,810 You go where the money is or you get out. 706 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:30,470 Vin knows that. 707 00:37:44,270 --> 00:37:45,350 Taylor's graduation. 708 00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:46,900 That'd be massive. 709 00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:48,770 Kind of like watching Vin graduate. 710 00:37:49,610 --> 00:37:50,930 Because they look the same. 711 00:37:51,290 --> 00:37:52,670 Maybe it wasn't worth it. 712 00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:55,030 Not if I'd be kept inside all day. 713 00:37:55,390 --> 00:37:57,410 I thought about going to uni, Grandpa C. 714 00:37:58,190 --> 00:37:59,240 Sociology. 715 00:37:59,530 --> 00:38:00,810 But them books. 716 00:38:01,210 --> 00:38:03,430 Sweet fucking Moses. They were big. 717 00:38:03,870 --> 00:38:05,370 Ain't no one can read that much. 718 00:38:05,630 --> 00:38:06,680 I should be there. 719 00:38:07,330 --> 00:38:09,830 Nah. You're not well, my friend. 720 00:38:10,570 --> 00:38:12,620 That's why they want me to look after you. 721 00:38:12,750 --> 00:38:13,800 And dude. 722 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:15,250 No sweat. 723 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:19,440 I am going to look after you. I'm going to look after both of us. 724 00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:29,740 Taylor Carter, Bachelor of Arts Degree with Honours in Law. 725 00:38:30,820 --> 00:38:31,870 Simon England. 726 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:37,380 I am so proud of you. 727 00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:39,680 I can't breathe. 728 00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:46,139 What's been wrong? 729 00:38:47,430 --> 00:38:49,270 Donny, listen very carefully. 730 00:38:49,271 --> 00:38:53,909 Lindsay, I know it's been a hell of a shock. Yes, Donny, have you got it? With 731 00:38:53,910 --> 00:38:56,649 Mac and everything. Have you got it? Have you gone a bit mental or something? 732 00:38:56,650 --> 00:38:59,480 Probably. Have you cleaned up the accounts like I asked? 733 00:39:06,090 --> 00:39:07,140 Is this it? 734 00:39:07,350 --> 00:39:09,090 Tide's a bit out at the moment, hey? 735 00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:10,200 Shit. 736 00:39:11,090 --> 00:39:12,930 Have to do. Do what exactly? 737 00:39:13,470 --> 00:39:14,810 These. Are all yours. 738 00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:17,900 You what? 739 00:39:23,501 --> 00:39:25,549 You have it? 740 00:39:25,550 --> 00:39:27,130 No. It's gone. 741 00:39:27,830 --> 00:39:28,880 Destroyed. 742 00:39:28,930 --> 00:39:31,580 Now, I figure there are two ways we can deal with that. 743 00:39:31,590 --> 00:39:35,649 You can send my boy to prison, or you can chop off his fingers and start a war 744 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:36,910 between our two families. 745 00:39:37,270 --> 00:39:39,410 A war that will do no one any good. 746 00:39:40,650 --> 00:39:42,150 Or we can go down the other road. 747 00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:44,670 Other road. 748 00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:52,790 Mrs. Carter. 749 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,780 This more than money. 750 00:39:55,260 --> 00:39:56,310 This respect. 751 00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:57,830 Go on up. 752 00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:00,860 What else do you want? 753 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,800 You guys know I love you all more than anything else, right? 754 00:40:08,801 --> 00:40:10,459 Is this going to take long? 755 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:13,599 Your dad said something to me today that made a lot of sense. He said, you go 756 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,430 where the money is or you get out. And that got me thinking. 757 00:40:16,431 --> 00:40:19,359 And then watching Taylor graduate. Will you put that out? 758 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,410 Dude, run. 759 00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:21,860 It's an intervention. 760 00:40:21,861 --> 00:40:23,079 It's just pot. 761 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,619 I can quit when I want. I'm not asking you to quit. I just want you to 762 00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,670 concentrate. 763 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,810 We've been where the money is. And look where it's got us. 764 00:40:29,811 --> 00:40:32,959 Your dad went inside today for four years. He's going to miss the next four 765 00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,159 years of your lives. And we've been treating it like it's an occupational 766 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,520 hazard. Well, not anymore. 767 00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:41,560 From today, this family's going straight. 768 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,420 No way, Mrs C. Reza, you're not actually a member of this family. 769 00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:49,600 Yeah, but still, ain't no one I'd rather steal stuff with than Vin. 770 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,090 You mean that? 771 00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:52,710 Yeah, man. 772 00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:54,430 Thanks, mate. 773 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,260 You are so gay. 774 00:40:57,261 --> 00:41:00,839 Casey, I called the employment agency and they've lined you up with a job at 775 00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,880 chippy. What? Rihanna, I spoke to Miss Flit. 776 00:41:03,881 --> 00:41:07,569 and I've assured her that your attendance record will be spotless. Even 777 00:41:07,570 --> 00:41:09,250 are dying, you're going to school. 778 00:41:09,590 --> 00:41:11,210 Then I paid off the home. 779 00:41:11,211 --> 00:41:15,489 It was a family heirloom, but they're not unreasonable people, so they'll let 780 00:41:15,490 --> 00:41:17,129 be if you go and work for them. What? 781 00:41:17,130 --> 00:41:19,809 Yeah, they need some help around the house, cleaning the pool, maybe doing a 782 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:20,549 of driving. 783 00:41:20,550 --> 00:41:22,290 Nothing dodgy, just good hard work. 784 00:41:22,291 --> 00:41:23,529 No way, man. 785 00:41:23,530 --> 00:41:26,869 I'm not taking up the dairy for a bunch of triads. Damn right better than going 786 00:41:26,870 --> 00:41:28,430 to prison, wouldn't you agree? 787 00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:37,220 From now on, we're going to earn our money just like everyone else. 788 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,240 Everyone else we know steals stuff. 789 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:43,459 Now, we're going to celebrate the example that your brother's given us, 790 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:46,740 just because we're carters doesn't mean we have to be criminals. 791 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:51,310 Mum, 792 00:41:51,331 --> 00:41:53,119 where's the beer? 793 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,040 Funnily enough, they're in the fridge. 794 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,200 Grandad, do you want another sausage? 795 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,240 Betty, you look even more sensational. 796 00:42:01,591 --> 00:42:03,399 Thank you. 797 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:04,840 Do you want another footage? 798 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,840 It was in Amsterdam. 799 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,170 What? 800 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,600 I like being surrounded by young people. 801 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,800 It's much better than sitting all on your own. 802 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,680 Worth burning your house down for? 803 00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:27,320 Always. I'm flooding it, flogging it and leaving it open to encourage squatters. 804 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:30,760 I won't tell. 805 00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:33,510 Oh, Grandpa. 806 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,240 You must be so proud. 807 00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:38,750 I'm not proud. 808 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,960 All right, big dickhead. 809 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,080 All right, donkey wanker. Cross -faced shitbasket. 810 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,410 I think we're done. 811 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,560 Thanks for ruining my life. 812 00:42:46,561 --> 00:42:49,979 Pleasure. What have I done now? Thanks to you, we're all going straight. 813 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:52,980 Mum laid it all out for us. Let's follow Taylor's example. 814 00:42:52,981 --> 00:42:54,079 Is that true? 815 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,120 The Carpers are now upstanding citizens. 816 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,450 That's the plan. 817 00:42:57,451 --> 00:43:01,309 All those years at university, training to defend my family, and you go and 818 00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:02,390 change the rules on me. 819 00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:05,760 Yeah, well, you might still get your chance. 820 00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:08,470 Do you want me to... No, you stay. 821 00:43:11,670 --> 00:43:15,129 You're here for Vin. Please, not now. No, no, no, no, no. The Holmes have 822 00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:16,180 changed their story. 823 00:43:16,181 --> 00:43:19,569 Yeah, apparently the old lady's a bit doolally and got the description 824 00:43:19,570 --> 00:43:20,549 completely wrong. 825 00:43:20,550 --> 00:43:23,200 In fact, we're now looking for an eight -foot Korean. 826 00:43:24,410 --> 00:43:26,010 I'm sure you already know that. 827 00:43:27,630 --> 00:43:28,680 Having a good day? 828 00:43:29,210 --> 00:43:30,330 A bit ups and downs. 829 00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:32,670 Nice to meet with Taylor's graduation. 830 00:43:32,730 --> 00:43:34,710 Nice of you to turn over a new leaf. 831 00:43:34,711 --> 00:43:36,209 Oh, yeah? 832 00:43:36,210 --> 00:43:39,190 Yeah. The Carter family won't be troubling you anymore. 833 00:43:39,191 --> 00:43:40,669 Why is that? Thinking of moving? 834 00:43:40,670 --> 00:43:43,590 I meant in the legal sense, Ed. All that is behind us. 835 00:43:44,650 --> 00:43:45,700 Now, 836 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:47,540 that can't be done. 837 00:43:47,730 --> 00:43:48,780 I say it can. 838 00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,680 I do hope you enjoy your classes. 839 00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:06,600 Remember, in Cod, we trust. 840 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,360 It's not just a name. It's a philosophy, yeah? 841 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,900 People have to trust our Cod. Trust us. 842 00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:16,560 So, let's work together as a team. 843 00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,380 Casey, tell me, how are the goujons? 844 00:44:20,140 --> 00:44:21,820 Crispy and bursting with flavour. 845 00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:23,110 Good girl! 846 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,760 Hey, remember, sweetheart? 847 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:28,170 You work hard enough, you could end up just like our Tracy. 848 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:40,360 Who's that about? 849 00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:42,840 He said do it again, but better. 850 00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:54,230 I gave you a teller. Are you sick or something? 851 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,530 It's not funny. 852 00:45:11,660 --> 00:45:14,280 I had all these jobs lined up. I'm sorry. 853 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:20,320 Well, she actually thinks... She thinks it's going to actually happen. 854 00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,540 Well, yeah. 855 00:45:22,590 --> 00:45:27,140 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0